Another from my sketchbook. Pen and pencil sketch on the left. On the right is a midterm exam from an old notebook I found. If anyone could please “Define, explain, or comment briefly but adequately” on Pigeon’s milk (number 30) for me that would be amazing. I really need to know more about Pigeon’s milk. Please advise. For science.
Y’ALL FOR REAL WHAT’S UP WITH PIGEON MILK.
There are farms spread throughout the midwest where farmers regularly wake up before dawn to hook teeny, tiny pumps up to teeny, tiny pigeon udders, all of which are used to supply the milk for the milk boxes distributed at elementary schools.
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I am so grateful to have someone with such a wealth of knowledge before me. Are they pigeon udders or pigeon teats? Just want to be sure I spread this knowledge correctly to everyone I know.
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That’s a matter of some debate. The community is fairly split on the subject. If you want to see a fight go down, just bring the subject up the next time you’re hanging out with a couple pigeon dairy farmers.
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I appreciate the heads up. Also I made you a thing: https://racheladmas.com/2019/09/09/this-thing-creates-pigeon-milk/
Edit: (Lemme know if I linked to your blog wrong in that post. I’m new to all this stuff.)
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Oh. My. Gosh. I love it. The link is great.
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I can’t find any information on that bit of knowledge, are you a farmer that produces pigeon milk ?
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I was an apprentice to a farmer named John Cleese back in my younger days. I’m afraid I was’t well suited to the work, so instead I went into retail selling dead parrots to rather gullible shoppers.
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Ah gotcha…I’m sure ya walk silly too
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I could fill a tome with stories about my time with the Ministry of Silly walks.
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You must be a product of pigeon milk.
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Aren’t we all?
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Nope. Just you.
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Children, children, please, there will be no more bickering. This is a place to break bread. To pass the peace pipe. To enjoy a fresh jug of pigeon milk among friends.
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No bickering, just speaking the truth. Can I help it if his father’s a hamster and his mother smells like old elderberries. I’d rather bathe in the pigeon milk, it works wonders for the skin.
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